Is this the funniest thing you ever heard!

Nestle are concerned about worldwide water shortages, while you think about this please remember................. Nestle owns many UK bottled water companies including Buxton Water. This year they have increased capacity at the plant in the Peak District from 300,000 litres to 1,000,000,000. This water comes directly from the United Kingdoms water reserves with profits going directly into Swiss Bank reserves. It is nice to know somebody cares, well done Nestle.

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